Captain Andy's top ten reasons for chartering a boat for your next special event
- You hear sea sounds when you hold a beer to your ear
- The last time you got close to water you had to put down the seat
- You've discoverd your picture is pinned to the staff room dart board
- Three of your staff are named Maryanne, Ginger and Gilligan...(weird!)
- No one leaves the boat without a cinderblock tied to each ankle
- You got a set of "Sea legs" for your birthday and you need to try them out
- Demon's instruct you to rent a boat each time you play the theme to "Love Boat" backwards
- Budget restraints have reduced your annual Golf Tournament to a round of mini-putt
- Your summer student chuckles at the idea of being keel-hauled
And the number one reason for chartering a boat for your next special event...
- Photocopies of the receptionist's butt are still circulating from the last party you held in the office!!